he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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