so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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