You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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