Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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