I like my sex mixed with concussions.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
