This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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