I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
