Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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