im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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