went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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