who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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