didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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