It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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