didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wanna go halves on a baby?
Buhtt sex?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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