Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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