we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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