But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Randomize
