I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just high enough for therapy.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i out mim tonsoeep
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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