so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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