What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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