she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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