The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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