This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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