two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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