I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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