So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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