this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
