I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize