You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
