Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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