My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The best revenge is premature balding
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I love you. Go after that dick
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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