you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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