I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Randomize
