Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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