I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
His nipple licking is glorious
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