I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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