My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
