But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
