I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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