Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i love accidental penises.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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