Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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