sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i think my mom watched the whole time
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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