I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
