I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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