I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Do vagina's smell?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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