It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
