I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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