Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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