Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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