dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have fence marks all over my body
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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