White coat. Heels.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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