your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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