Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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