Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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